May 2012
urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
if you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game
why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am